The Loud House: Ren’s Message to SpongeBob: Difference between revisions

And then, Ren recited the quote “The Gun is good, The Penis is evil” from Zardoz right before he throws a bunch of guns at the Casagrande family, Santiago family and, Chang family. He even gave Becca Chang a sniper rifle, a hunting knife and an MP5 submachine gun. “Say? Ya look like a real sniper! Now go protect Great Lakes City for good us, Stimpy and I!” He said. Becca saw Ms. Puff floating in the air and shot her with her sniper rifle and starts deflating a balloon. Ren then shouted “Pop goes the pufferfish!”. Lana sees Bobbie Fletcher’s race car drive outside and thinks that Bobbie Fletcher arrived. “Oooh, looks like Bobbie Fletcher came to see me!” She shouted. But, it was Sheldon J. Plankton’s robot named Karen that was driving the car and she hops out alongside Plankton himself. Ren then shouted “You eediot! That’s not Bobbie, that’s a krill! Seriously, Mr. Hillenburg, krill? Is that the best you can come up with for your main villain?! Look, krill and plankton ain’t scary. They get eaten by whales all of the time!” Plankton then gets out his robotic suit and starts rampaging Great Lakes City. Ren then gets an idea when he sees an F-14A Tomcat in the Great Lakes City Air Force Museum. “Hmmm, say are any of you eediots good at flying planes? Cuz, there’s a plane right over there and one of you will get it fixed up!”. Lana then fixes up the Tomcat and and Rita puts on a flight suit that was seen in the Museum itself. The door of the Viper Defender then opens up and out comes Bobbie Fletcher. Yeah, she’s the one who drove the Viper Defender all along. Lana then said “So, you’re not in your own race car after all!”. Bobbie answers responds to Lana and says her race car wasn’t stolen and says that person is gonna pay for stealing it. “Nope, I was in the dang Viper all along! Whoever stole my race car is gonna pay for stealing my property!” She shouted in anger. Bobbie then looks up and sees an F-14A Tomcat flying in the air. “Wow, I’ve always wanted to fly one! I only flew a Super Hornet back when I was part of the US Navy. Does the museum have another one and a flight suit?” She said.

 

 

SpongeBob is seen parachuting down to Great Lakes City and he looks at all of the characters from The Loud House with guns pointed at him and they all had angry looks on their faces. Ren then points his finger at SpongeBob himself and tells him a very threatening message. “See all of these people you tried to kill off?! Yeah, they have lives too, you know! Mass murder for the sake of popularity ain’t cool, you eediot! These people mean a lot to Nickelodeon and saved Nickelodeon from their dark age! Especially after making several mediocre cartoons including Fanboy and Chum Chum and The Mighty B! Without these morons, Nickelodeon would hardly ever exist. Before, all people saw was yellow! But, now these imbeciles helped bring competition back to Nickelodeon and bring in a new era. Listen, you aren’t the guy who created Nicktoons! Back in our time, Rugrats was king. And, Rugrats had lots and lots of competition. That was until all of you eediots showed up and oversaturated the network! And, good thing your pink moron friend regenerated after he was cut in half. He is sent to the Alcatraz maximum security prison for attempted murder! Look, I already called two police officers to send you over there too until you learn not to kill people for sake of popularity! Also, you’ll be transferred over to Arkham until you learn your lesson! Nickelodeon doesn’t need to be oversaturated by your dumb show again, be thankful it has competition! Imagine what Stephen Hillenburg would think of some of your more toxic fans? Take him away, officers!” He shouted as he made his speech.