The Loud House: Ren’s Message to SpongeBob: Difference between revisions

SpongeBob is seen parachuting down to Great Lakes City and he looks at all of the characters from The Loud House with guns pointed at him and they all had angry looks on their faces. Ren then points his finger at SpongeBob himself and tells him a very threatening message. “See all of these people you tried to kill off?! Yeah, they have lives too, you know! Mass murder for the sake of popularity ain’t cool, you eediot! These people mean a lot to Nickelodeon and saved Nickelodeon from their dark age! Especially after making several mediocre cartoons including Fanboy and Chum Chum and The Mighty B! Without these morons, Nickelodeon would hardly ever exist. Before, all people saw was yellow! But, now these imbeciles helped bring competition back to Nickelodeon and bring in a new era. Listen, you aren’t the guy who created Nicktoons! Back in our time, Rugrats was king. And, Rugrats had lots and lots of competition. That was until all of you eediots showed up and oversaturated the network! And, good thing your pink moron friend regenerated after he was cut in half. He is sent to the Alcatraz maximum security prison for attempted murder! Look, I already called two police officers to send you over there too until you learn not to kill people for sake of popularity! Also, you’ll be transferred over to Arkham until you learn your lesson! Nickelodeon doesn’t need to be oversaturated by your dumb show again, be thankful it has competition! Imagine what Stephen Hillenburg would think of some of your more toxic fans? Take him away, officers!” He shouted as he made his speech.

 

 

After that, the episode ends with Ren saying “Listen up, you imbeciles! Chris Savino might have been accused of some nasty behind the scenes stuff. But, that has nothing to do with your cartoon series! There’s a reason why y’all have Kevin Sullivan, Kyle Marshall and, Michael Rubiner. I mean, our creator John Kricfalusi was fired from Nickelodeon years ago and nasty things happened to him too. But, people were still chill about it and the series continued with Bob Camp who was a creative mind at Nickelodeon. These three are not banned from making any more episodes as The Loud House is vital to Nickelodeon’s success. Just because the creator did bad things in real life, doesn’t mean you have to blame them on the cartoon itself! You should still enjoy the cartoon for what it is. Just remember that it’s still a cartoon and you should sit back and relax! And, if any one of you try to kill the only cats and eediots we like, we’re coming after you and we’ll kick you off of the network! Destroy any copy of the forbidden series finale as we want no more deaths of these eediots ever again! You got that? Good, cuz no beloved character should die and that’s just sad”. Stinky Whizzleteats voiced by John Kricfalusi is then seen saying “You heard, Ren! Destroy any copies of the forbidden series finale from The Loud House. It’s not only scarring to see your favourite characters die. But, it also gives a favourite childhood icon a bad rep. Imagine if Mickey Mouse suddenly went berserk and started killing The Proud Family. That would be horrible! When the show ends, we’ll make a proper series finale where none of these characters die. We want happy and being happy is what matters”. Also, Ren says “FYI, No Such Luck and Brawl in the Family were bad. But, that’s nothin’ compared to our episodes, Man’s Best Friend which wasn’t even allowed to air back then prior to John’s firing and my episode, Ren’s Retirement which was banned on Nickelodeon once when it aired cuz it was disturbing! Yeah, don’t blame characters for two non-canon episodes, guys. Ren, out!”