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I had got home from school and went to play on my NES but I was such a pro at gaming that I had beaten most of the games in library and I had almost every game that was ever made for the NES. I beat all the Mario games so many times and even hard games like Silver Surfer and Terminator". So I flipped through the pages of a local gaming magazine I saw advert for a gaming helpline which was simply called "The Mario Helpline" and I thought "this sounds like I laugh" I will give it call. This was the biggest mistake of my life.
The phone rang for what seemed like five minutes and then it was answered and I heard the voice of that plumber we all know and love "It's a-me, Mario! you are on the phone with a Mario. Thank you so much for playing my game!" and I said "Mario why are your games so easy bro? I beat all your games what are you goanna do about it" and then there was a silence that seemed to go on for fifteen seconds and then Mario said "Okey dokey, yousa are gonna to regret this. You want a hard game I give you the hardest game of them all" and I thought he meant that they were going to send my the legendary Mario rom hack made by Nintendo themselves but it turned out to be something much worse and now I cannot think of Mario as anything more than something wicked...something evil.[[File:1649004290755s.jpg|right|125x73]]Nothing strange happened at first apart from the crazy preacher who was always raving outside the school looked me in the eyes and said "God is coming to rape the sinners" but I didn't think anything of that just crazy old Rory raving again. But he must have known about the evil that was coming for me and my friends, if only I had listened.
So, the following days I bragged to my bros at school about how I will be getting a wicked sick NES game that will be hardest one ever made, and they didn't believe me. When I told them about the Mario helpline, they laughed at me even harder. I only had my best friend Toby and my other friend Nate to console me. Then one day I received a phone call and I picked it up and it was Mario on the phone "It's a me a Mario and I am coming to kill you! Oh yeah!" I sighed this was clearly a prank call by the school bully Ricky Ryan and "Very funny" but Mario only threatened me further "Hoo hoo! It no joke I am a coming to kill you and your friends! Let's-a go!" and I hang up the phone.
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