The Mario Program: Difference between revisions

 

It cut one more time and this time I was playing as Bowser. This time I was walking through some kind of dungeon. I walked past a bunch of dead Koopa Troopas and Goombas that were ripped in half. Finally I got to that part where Mario jumps on a switch and drops Bowser into lava. I sat there waiting for Mario to come kill me for three minutes. Suddenly, Mario sprang out of the lava and cut my head off with a machete. Mario looked at me through the screen with his demonic smile and said, "Do you want to die?" I meant to click yes, but I was so scared that my hand flinched and I accidentally clicked no. Mario shrugged as another text bubble appeared that said, "Well, ok." Suddenly, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see the man in the Mario suit from the picture from the website. Except this time he was in a fire Mario suit, and he was holding something shiny in his hand. It was a fire ball! He threw it at my face, lighting my entire head on fire. I sat there screaming in agony as my skin scorched. I knew I didn't have much more time to live. The last words I ever heard were, "Thank you for playing 'The Mario Program!'"

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