The Most Cliched Pasta in the History of Cliche Pastas

I used to like Pokemon. But I don't think I do... after what happened a few years ago.

I was an intern at Game Freak. They showed me a demo of Pokemon Black 2 and White 2, and I took it home and played it. But I got a terrible shock.

There was hyper-realistic blood everywhere. Everyone was dead. Skeletons popped out of doors and I was really scared. I wanted to turn it off but I kept playing anyway. Then a Pikachu came out of nowhere and chopped my player up with an axe. It was horrifying. I then shut it off.

Then the phone rang. I picked it up.

"YOU'RE NEXT"

Then I died.