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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by Schizima. Don't take it seriously.}}
Mr. Peanut. The family friendly mascot of the peanut brand Planters. Some have said mr. peanut was brought to life when a submitted artist sketch through fake student name Antonio Gentile drew up the classic peanut-shaped-man with stick legs, a monocle, and a sinister smile.
As a former heir to the peanut estate I recall the
I had won it. The free tour. The plane trip. The sack lunch of peanuts. A lifetime supply of peanuts, in fact. How ironic, the one man to win a lifetime supply of peanuts was one of the only men in the world with a rare strain of peanut allergy that could kill him. I would later find out it was not ironic at all.
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And then the prize. A lifetime supply of peanuts, or a cash equivalent of 50 dollars, whichever was chosen. I just wanted the fifty bucks. As I entered the main hall of the peanut gallery, a strange, shadowy child enveloped the lower portion of the staircase.
It
He led us into a room full of empty glass cases and stepped into each.
He led us into a banquet hall to conclude the tour.
He slumped over, dead.
There was a rash, some light tingling, a swelling sensation and a general feeling that I
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