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Mr. Peanut. The family friendly mascot of the peanut brand Planters. Some have said mr. peanut was brought to life when a submitted artist sketch through fake student name Antonio Gentile drew up the classic peanut-shaped-man with stick legs, a monocle, and a sinister smile.
As a former heir to the peanut estate I recall the "5 cent
I had won it. The free tour. The plane trip. The sack lunch of peanuts. A lifetime supply of peanuts, in fact. How ironic, the one man to win a lifetime supply of peanuts was one of the only men in the world with a rare strain of peanut allergy that could kill him. I would later find out it was not ironic at all.
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And then the prize. A lifetime supply of peanuts, or a cash equivalent of 50 dollars, whichever was chosen. I just wanted the fifty bucks. As I entered the main hall of the peanut gallery, a strange, shadowy child enveloped the lower portion of the staircase.
It wasn’t a child. It wasn’t a child at all. I had to rub my eyes twice because I couldn’t believe what a was seeing. A tiny, peanut shaped man. In a monocle. Dancing and swaying right before my freaking eyes. "Hello there, old chap.
He led us into a room full of empty glass cases and stepped into each. "Here I am in the 1910s.
He led us into a banquet hall to conclude the tour. "And now, to conclude, your reward, a lifetime supply of peanuts, or fifty dollars, whichever you select.
He slumped over, dead. "The Mr. Peanut Murder Mystery is finally coming to a close.
There was a rash, some light tingling, a swelling sensation and a general feeling that I wasn’t all there, but it went away. And when it did. I had fifty bucks worth of free planters coupons. "Take your blood money!
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