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Beware Beware the Murglegrub<br>▼
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Which lurks beneath the bed.<br>▼
He has sharp corners for your toe to stub<br>▼
▲Beware Beware the Murglegrub
▲Which lurks beneath the bed.
▲He has sharp corners for your toe to stub
And a cunning brain in a pointed head.
He thinks it funny and yuks and yocks<br>
When he gullops down one<br>
Of a pair of your socks.<br>
This sly beast makes his fun
By causing mischief in the house.<br>
In his belly he has a pouch<br>
And moves quietly than a mouse.<br>
He conceals things to make you grouch.
He reads your mind, he hears you think.<br>
As soon as you have a craving<br>
For something--into the pouch quick as a wink,<br>
He puts it and set you raving.
You lost something--a pocketknife.<br>
It's in the pouch you can bet your life.<br>
Where oh where is the key to the lock?<br>
Why it's the same place as your sock.
Just set down for a jiffy your book,<br>
The Murglegrub gets it by hook or crook.<br>
Oh me oh my, what's to be done?<br>
Can the battle with Murglegrub ever be won?
I think not, just try to keep him fed on old socks,<br>
Pencils, envelopes, erasers by the box.<br>
Keep him fat and hope for the best.<br>
If a Murglegrub is fat, he's not so bad but still a pest.
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