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It was a Touhou fan fiction about Raisins Dongeen, but something about it sent shivers down my spine. The image attached appeared to be Raisins, but something was... different.[[File:4747804266ccdf5df677d95d470ee28a.png|thumb|133x133px|The bone-shaking blog]]As I stared deep into her Raisin eyes I realized she was missing eyeballs, there was only empty sockets with blood slowly dripping out. The image then slowly started to morph, deform, and warp in weird ways, before halting and turning into a link: [REDACTED]<ref>[http://ebolaherpes.tumblr.com/downloads ebolaherpes.tumblr.com/downloads]</ref> (the link is too spooky for humankind, it's unnatural satanic goat sacrificial shit my gringo ~desu).
[[File:Hacking in the 90s|thumb|330x330px|Setting up VM and proxies.]]
The link brought me to a well-designed geocities page with marquees and <blink> tags, it was Chris Chan's downloads page for his personal website. One of those links led to a ROM download for Touhou 6.9: Blood Scarlet (the unreleased game Zun refuses to mention, probably because he's seriously hammered).
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, it spooked me real bad, I nearly had an heart attack. The game suddenly started on Lunatic Ultra Hyper Insane mode with over 9000 cancerous danmaku raining from the heavens as Remilla proclaimed "BOW DOWN TO YOUR TRUE GOD"... I felt a shiver down my spine.
[[File:-mfw hax3d|thumb|330x330px|>mfw I got pwned]]
I began involuntarily kneeling very slowly to the ground without giving it thought, I was mentally paralyzed - the spooky image of a magical loli vampire's face had been implanted into my retina. My eyes started to bleed green, then purple, then rainbow, then invisible and then x-ray coloured.
[[File:Fedora.gif|thumb|220x220px|Based representation of the ebic fight scene.]]
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