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[[File:Download (2)-1430263547.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The Shadow Sirens are Eyeless Jack's worst enemies.]]
I know you all think that Eyeless Jack lost his eyes when a cat stabbed him in the eyes with a tampon, but it's not true. Tampons are a cat's kryptonite and it is physically impossible for a cat to use one in any way, shape or form.
 
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Naw, just kidding! It's actually Eyeless Jack. He's here for your kidneys.
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