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One morning, this morning, and all around this morning, something was up, something wasn't right. It was a half past nine and a quarter to ten, something. And it started again. Cat had her favorite childhood game Super Mario 555, Electric Boogaloo, and popped it right into the amazing cart system, hearing that familiar groan and splurt from the console.
The two started it up, each one of them grabbing their Nindumbo 92 controllers, Billy Bob played as Maryo, and Cat as Loogi. The two were brought to the title screen, which was replaced with green ooze instead of bloody cat hairballs like it originally was supposed to. The two thought nothing of it, as they assumed, hey, the game and console were bajillions of years old, so they just went on.
Instead of getting the usual cutscene of Princess Big Blue
"Hey Mario, did you wanna go cart racin'?" He asks, pointing back to the road.
Mario kept his crossed eyes to the road, replying with a stern: "No Luigi this
"But Mario, it's my very own cart racing game, it's me, Loogi, your brother!"
"No Loogi.
"But, you've got breaks that can break on a dime! You can stop on a dime Mario! This is better than Brooklyn!"
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The two then began sinking into the ground, as Mayro still focused on the road. With one last Mario, they sank into the ground, both of the kids dumbfounded.
What woke them back to reality was Billy Bob Joe turning into a cake. Cat decided to eat the cake slice that was once her friend, as she rode off into the sunset with all his money.
Da enn.
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