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Hey it's me, Geraldo, I know I might seem like a bastard [[The PS1 Disc|who probably shouldn't have gotten into this again]] but my fondness for PlayStation goes a long way. Anyway, I had recently dug myself out of a deep, dark hole known as depression. Ever since I had played that damn PS1 game, my house burned down causing me to move into an apartment complex. My girlfriend had cheated and left me (not like she lovedme anyway). I also got IP banned from Reddit for expressing my dislike for the last episode of King Of The Hill saying
To top it all of the power had went out recently as well. It was reported by some people who were also at the apartment complex that they suspect it was two delinquents in the area, one wearing a yellow shirt with black stripes and the other wearing a lawyer suit. Halloween was around the corner and I assumed it was the new way to prank people that these kids come up with.
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There was a game already put into the console as well. I picked up to see that the game was called:
I was shocked and confused at the same time. I was contemplating on whether or not to play the game for what seemed like a good hour before I made up my mind. I decided to throw it away and go to bed.
In the middle of the night, I had woke up to a disturbance going on in my house.
"Day One"
I was greeted with a sprite that looked oddly familiar. The character was in a town presumably, as I kept walking down a street. It cut to a cut screen that involved the character carrying a boombox to the frontyard of a house. The person who lived in the house looked out the window to see the character I was playing as dancing to an Mr. Potato Head Theme. I chuckled a bit until I saw that the person in the house (who happens to be a girl btw) call the police. Also her boyfriend came out and kicked the characters ass.
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When the police arrived, the character had pulled out bomb. I was shocked to here an 16-bit version of ISIS sounding music. There was text that said:
Everyone had blew up in the neighborhood. In fact the explosion was so big I blew up everything. Including my PS2 which had caused fire in my apartment. I called 911 and when the police had arrived, they burst through my door and shot me 5 times. I woke up in a hospital where my sight was blurry for a few seconds. I could here the doctor talking to me. He had a Barry B benson voice, like Jerry Seinfeld the voice of the bee movie.
Doctor:
I lifted myself up from the bed to see that next to me on a table was a walking and talking Barry the bee from Bee movie dressed as a doctor.
Barry:
Barry had pulled the plug on my life support and plugged it into an PS2.
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The game from earlier was being played as I was being taken over as the character in the game. What was weird was that everything looked like it would be in real life. I wasn't able to take control of my body as I was walking down the street. I walked and I walked and I walked some more. I kept on walking. I walked some more only to eventually keep walking (man what a boring ass game). I eventually approached a house that looked like my girlfriend who broke up with me from a month ago. There was a boombox that I pressed play on and it played the Mr. Potato Head Show theme song. Uncontrollably, I danced and did the Head-banging. My girlfriend (or should I say my ex) had threatened to call the cops on me if i didn't leave her property. Lisa had eventually came out with a gun pointed sideways.
Lisa:
Unlike last time, I tackled Lisa and took the gun from her. I had shot her with my her own gun. I was shocked to see what I did but I remembered that Barry was probably making me go through with these actions. I had to make a run for it. I stole a car and was on my way out of town. I saw that the police were tailing me as well. I was driving as fast as I could before driving through the front door of a hospital. I fell out of the car, hurt. I jumped up and decided to run up the stairs. I kept running and running and running some more. I got tired and deicied to stop at hospital door where I passed out and fell flat on my chest. There was a game over screen. Than the TV shut off.
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Speaking of Official Xbox Magazines, he threw it at me through the window, winked and proceeded to crush and step on the Barry-spider hybrid and kill him off for good. I picked up the magazine and read the title and it said:
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I was reading the Official Xbox Magazine and I have to say that as disturbing as it was, I still didn't think much since I had to read and I
I got in the car and started it up, backing out the front door. I went back to my apartment only this time police were surrounding the area. A police officer stopped me at my front door saying that I
There was someone who was wearing a robe. It looked like a overweight person of some sort. The bowtie he had on was red that he was actually Layton T Montgomery. They looked towards the door to find out that they had been caught. Montgomery yelled
On my way out, I heard some argument going on with the neighbor and a pizza guy. I heard gunshots so I checked it out. It turns out that Barry had shot the pizza delivery man and ran back inside with his pizza. I broke through his door knocking him down. my eyes scanned the entire room to see him on the couch playing a game. It was the PS2 Remastered.
Barry:
I went up to the TV and unplugged the PS2. Barry dropped the controller. He looked towards me and said:
I ran over to his couch and grabbed. He was trying to squirm out of my grip but he couldn't go anywhere. I opened up my toilet bowl, dropped Barry in it and dropped a Mondo Duke like I've never had before. Barry was drowning and drowning before I flushed the toilet. I walked out of the bathroom feeling a little dissatisfied with what I did but I did what I had to do.
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Fucking Layton T fucking Montgomery was standing.
He jumped up from the ground as he yelled:
The controls feel like shit, the graphics are ass and it's just a whole shitload of fuck. I wanted to get a game and smash the game but then decided to sell it on amazon. It got one bidder and he bought it for a low, low price of $59. I got a message from the guy and he had this to say:
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