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Author's Note: Please '''do not attempt''' any of the actions in this narrative. Any humor based on a real subject is for '''SATIRE ONLY''', and not to be taken seriously. Mature content ahead, '''VIEWER DESCRISION ADVISED.'''
'''<big>Chapter 1: Sega Genesis</big>'''
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'''DISCLAMER: The first few chapters were written back when I thought all pastas needed to be funny was shock humor and references to adult topics like a wannabe edge-lord troll. Please read at your own risk and don't in a workplace or school.'''
So, let’s start not that long ago in 2002. I was living in the very safe neighborhood of Miami, California. It’s the type of town that if your plane crashed during that thing that happened to America, but instead of the World Trade Center, it’s Miami, It would be like the scene from Wizard of Oz where the Munchkins all start peeing on each other to celebrate your arrival from Earth.▼
I was in my house, in my room, at 4:00 AM. I couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t sleep. But then I heard the sounds of Mom and the New Daddy moaning and grunting. It was a peaceful scene. Serene even. My vacation, and I immediately fell asleep. Thank you God for helping them to help me sleep.▼
▲So,
▲I was in my house, in my room, at 4:00 AM. I
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I jump down from the top of the stairs to the floor and this woman totally ignored my fake cries to help me up, so I quit.
"Sweetie?"
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She leaned forward and said,
Mom had apparently been familiar with my search history and tried to imitate that Minecraft girl, Jenny.
I knew what she meant,
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Remained Calm, +20!
Got a Peek at
'''Dollars earnt:''' +20,000$.
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'''<big>Chapter 2: The Salvation of the PornHub premium account</big>'''
I moonwalked into Miami High School and the Librarian walked up behind me and smacked my ass with Twilight.
She held out my Slipknot™ shirt that I wear every Monday at school.
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I finally got to
He was about
Our
I sat down on the mat, and immediately felt swamp-ass in my
▲Our Bible Teacher, who I never found out the name of is a bit of a mixed bag. The more I be around her, the less I’m convinced to turn to the Lord.
"Mrs?"
▲I sat down on the mat, and immediately felt swamp-ass in my Fruit-of-the-Loom™ boxers, they also looked yellow.
"Mrs?"
▲“See how I’m relaxed and okay. '''''(INHALES EXHALES)''''' I am flooded by God.”
▲'''<big>“WHAT!?”</big>'''
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▲“Why is there a piss-like substance on my mat?”
▲'''“MAYBE YOU PEED THERE I DON’T KNOW!?''' Now, (Breathing) just relax, and love one another.”
I reluctantly sat down and got into meditation pose.
I heard a strange voice which I quickly responded to by giving the up the middle finger in the air.
"You got my money?"
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Can we think, thinking time! :)
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Mime and Dash showed up out of nowhere
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