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So, let’slet's start not that long ago in 2002. I was living in the very safe neighborhood of Miami, California. It’sIt's the type of town that if your plane crashed during that thing that happened to America, but instead of the World Trade Center, it’sit's Miami, It would be like the scene from Wizard of Oz where the Munchkins all start peeing on each other to celebrate your arrival from Earth.
I was in my house, in my room, at 4:00 AM. I couldn’tcouldn't sleep. I couldn’tcouldn't sleep. But then I heard the sounds of Mom and the New Daddy moaning and grunting. It was a peaceful scene. Serene even. My vacation, and I immediately fell asleep. Thank you God for helping them to help me sleep.
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…...'''''”GET"GET THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE MASTERBATING SHIT AND GO TO PUBLICS TO FETCH ME SOME MORE MEDICINE!!!”"''''' She was correct. I was mid-session right then. Which meant that I suspected she would join in like this movie I watched.
“It"It would be fine”fine", I thought. “I"I mean she’sshe's not to drunk is she?”", I thought rationally and deeply.
“…"...''*sexy lip smack*'', it WOULD be '''FIIIIIIIIIIIINE…FIIIIIIIIIIIINE...'''”"
I jump down from the top of the stairs to the floor and this woman totally ignored my fake cries to help me up, so I quit.
"Sweetie?"
“Sweetie?”
“Yes"Yes, MaMa, mommy?”"
“Can"Can you be a ''dear'' and go down to the Little Clinic at Kroger and fetch me my next few weeks’weeks' worth of Medicinal Methamphetamine, …can...can you do that for me?
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“no”"no" '''“WELL"WELL DOS AT LOK LIKE I GIVAFAGUCH YOU LITSH!”"''' mother asked ''calmly''
“I’m"I'm tired!”"
She leaned forward and said, “Oh"Oh come on! You’llYou'll get your rewaaaard!”"
Mom had apparently been familiar with my search history and tried to imitate that Minecraft girl, Jenny.
I knew what she meant, “20k"20k dollars?”"
“Deal"Deal, now GETUR HASS OUT MY HOUSE!”"
Remained Calm, +20!
Got a Peek at Mom’sMom's cleavage, +50!
'''Dollars earnt:''' +20,000$.
“Oh"Oh hai, Ms. Hindley!”"
“Baby"Baby! You forgot your Monday shirt!”"
She held out my Slipknot™ shirt that I wear every Monday at school.
“Well"Well, of course!”" I immediately took off my current shirt and-
'''''“TITTY"TITTY TWISTER!”"''''' She took out her fingers and titty fucked me for about 5 minutes.
I finally got to class, and my BFF (Big Fat Fuck) and best friend, Homer was seated.
He was about 4’34'3, 201 pounds and also about 6 foot in height.
Our teacher, who I never found out the name of is a bit of a mixed bag. The more I be around her, the less I’mI'm convinced.
I sat down on the mat, and immediately felt swamp-ass in my boxers, they also looked yellow.
"Mrs?"
“Mrs?”
“See"See how I’mI'm relaxed and okay. '''''(INHALES EXHALES)''''' I am flooded by happiness.”"
"Mrs?"
“Mrs?”
'''<big>“WHAT"WHAT!?”"</big>'''
“Why"Why is there a piss-like substance on my mat?”"
'''“MAYBE"MAYBE YOU PEED THERE I DON’TDON'T KNOW!?''' Now, (Breathing) just relax, and love one another.”"
I reluctantly sat down and got into meditation pose.
“Hey"Hey, (Y/N), what up?”"
I heard a strange voice which I quickly responded to by giving the up the middle finger in the air.
“Hey"Hey, bitch.”"
“Oh"Oh, ''HEEEYYYY'', Homer!”"
"You got my money?"
Can we think, thinking time! :)
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…That...That's right, <big>THE PAPER!</big>
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