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This all started on a Friday, I was sitting on my ass, watching an episode of The Jersey Shore. When all of a sudden, my tummy was rumbling. I was hungry, I checked the time an it was 5:30 so I guess I could eat now. The only question I asked myself is, what the fuck am I gone a eat for dinner? I opened my fridge and too see what I had. Nothing in I really wanted to eat, but all of a sudden it hit me. I'm having pizza for dinner, It's been so long since I had pizza. (It's been a week)
 
So I picked up my phone and called Pizza Hut. They answered "Hello, you're calling Pizza Hut, can I take your order". "Ah yeahyes, can I have 50 cheese and 100 peperoni." "Okay, will have that for you in no time sir." I can't wait until the pizza gets hear I'm so excited! While the pizza wasn't hear, I always chew on something and pretend it was pizza, I know it is a little fuckin stupid, but I'm hungry. After, a couple of minutes the pizza delivery guy was here.
 
He ranged the doorbell, I opened the door. The Pizza delivery guy looked very weird, his eyes were small, had a curled mustache, skin a little tan and wearing sunglasses, witch was weird because the clouds were blocking the sun.I just ignored it, I paid him 3,000 dollars and he left on his moped. I was so happy I set the pizza on the counter. Opened all the boxes and started gobbing down all the pizza one by one. NOM! NOM! NOM! I can taste the cheese! NOM! NOM! NOM! I can taste the peperoni! NOM! NOM! NOM! I can taste the sauce! NOM! NOM! NOM! I can taste the crust!
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