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Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Joyce, and she was the princess of a distant kingdom, called the Pixie Kingdom. She lived only with her mother, Queen Grace, since her father King Albertsson, died due to a case of severe genital herpes. ▼
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One day, the Queen asked Joyce that she is about to retire, and that in order for her daughter to inherit the throne, she must find a very handsome-looking prince to marry to continue the kingdom. The princess agreed, and began settling out on a very extraordinary adventure.
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When walking through the Wonder Forest, Princess Joyce senses a strange atmosphere around her. She then decides to check into what was going on behind the hidden bushes, and we can clearly see a dirty-dressed creep who kidnapped other girls in order so they could become his slaves.
As soon as the cart drove away, Princess Joyce went into a journey to see what was going on before it was too late.
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After hours and hours of chasing a mysterious cart with lead to an ominous building, the princess went into the building, discovering that the other princesses were being treated like slaves of the man who abducted them.
As said, both Sultan the Stinkbug and Princess Joyce were going out for a mission to foil the
Joyce goes off to disguise herself as a sex slave in order to please Lord Rapeaton. Lord Rapeaton sees her, and starts forcing her to do things Joyce normally
Remnant then shows his gigantic gonorrhoea-infected foot towards Joyce, in which she stares in pure fright since she has never seen a foot like this in her entire life before.
For some reason, Sultan ran off to hide himself while Joyce was posing as a slave for Remnant, until a glowing red light emerged from her crown. As soon as everyone covered their eyes, Joyce transformed into her powered-up form, and the entire kingdom had its time and space frozen. Now, there is no choice, but Sultan has to be forced to see the epic final battle...which is not really a battle.
The super form of Princess Joyce left many in the building in shock, and no one even has bothered to say a single word. Everyone remained silent at that point, and it was a huge threat to Remnant.
Joyce then finishes her sentences by calling on her deadly black magic spell.
Joyce releases a ball of red light from her chest, and fires it at Remnant, who fatally dies from the blow, ending up with the entire building being destroyed, freeing all the girls.
Sultan takes a final step as he touches the ruby gem in the middle of
Everything was quiet across the forest, and Joyce had no other words to say about this truth. She already knew from the beginning that it was something unusual about Sultan, before revealing himself as Prince Merkel.
Joyce still
A few years later, the couple happily married together while Remnant was eternally being tortured and burned in hell by Satan. And so on after the marriage, both Princess Joyce and Prince Merkel, who became queen and king of the Pixie Kingdom, got four children lived happily ever after.
The end.
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