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Line 1: {{NSFW}} Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Joyce, and she was the princess of a distant kingdom, called the Pixie Kingdom. She lived only with her mother, Queen Grace, since her father King Albertsson, died due to a case of severe genital herpes. ▼ ▲Once upon a time, there was a young ~~girl~~woman named Joyce, and she was the princess of a distant kingdom, called the Pixie Kingdom. She lived only with her mother, Queen Grace, since her father King Albertsson, died due to a case of severe genital herpes. One day, the Queen asked Joyce that she is about to retire, and that in order for her daughter to inherit the throne, she must find a very handsome-looking prince to marry to continue the kingdom. The princess agreed, and began settling out on a very extraordinary adventure. Line 7 ⟶ 9: "One of you, get in the cart", shouted the man. "Especially you! We are going to discipline your hell of an ass at all costs!" "~~What’s~~What's a "discipline"?", asked the princess who was obviously a closeted lesbian. As soon as the cart drove away, Princess Joyce went into a journey to see what was going on before it was too late. Line 13 ⟶ 15: After hours and hours of chasing a mysterious cart with lead to an ominous building, the princess went into the building, discovering that the other princesses were being treated like slaves of the man who abducted them. "Hey, are you there?", asked a talking bug who Joyce ~~didn’t~~didn't even know personally. "No. Who are you?", Joyce asked. Line 19 ⟶ 21: "My name is Sultan. Sultan the Stinkbug. I am here to inform you what this place is used for" replied the bug. "Alrighty, then. My name is Princess Joyce of the Pixie Kingdom", Joyce said. "My job is to inherit the throne before my ~~mother’s~~mother's retirement and her death, but in order to do so, I have to find a handsome prince who would be fit to marry" "Joyce, Princess of Pixie Kingdom?" Hey, ~~I’ve~~I've been knowing your name for years, but ~~that’s~~that's not what ~~we’re~~we're gonna focus on right now", Sultan said. "Are you going to explain regarding this strange place?", Joyce asked. Line 29 ⟶ 31: "Well, I can see why a lot of girls here are stressed out and upset now", Joyce said. "Well, ~~there’s~~there's no time to lose! Come with me, ~~we’re~~we're going on a mission to stop the evils of Rapeaton immediately!", Sultan shouted. As said, both Sultan the Stinkbug and Princess Joyce were going out for a mission to foil the ~~Lord’s~~Lord's plans. They hide behind the curtains while spying on the master enjoying all the foot-licking and fellatios done by his unwilling properties. Joyce feels the need to kill him, but Sultan tries to prevent her. "Stop!", shouted Sultan. "It is dangerous to attempt to kill Lord Rapeaton at the form you are in now. If you do, then he will instantly attack you back no matter how weak or strong you are" Line 37 ⟶ 39: "But Sultan, is there another way to get rid of that bastard?", asked Joyce. "The only way to get rid of Remnant is to activate the Heart of Pixel Kingdom, which is at the middle of the crown ~~you’re~~you're wearing" said Sultan. "It helps you transform into a powerful fairy-like form that can easily scare your enemies off based on your appearance" "Well, I guess ~~it’s~~it's time for revenge", said Joyce Joyce goes off to disguise herself as a sex slave in order to please Lord Rapeaton. Lord Rapeaton sees her, and starts forcing her to do things Joyce normally ~~doesn’t~~doesn't allow. "Get down on your knees and obey!", shouted Remnant. Line 57 ⟶ 59: "WHAT?!", shouted Remnant. "~~She’s~~She's awakening her true powers!", shouted a captured girl. The super form of Princess Joyce left many in the building in shock, and no one even has bothered to say a single word. Everyone remained silent at that point, and it was a huge threat to Remnant. "Remnant!", said Joyce. "Your enslavement of terror is over now! No girl should be suffering under your name, and with the power of the True Supreme Fortune Teller, you ~~won’t~~won't be doing any harm...anymore!" Joyce then finishes her sentences by calling on her deadly black magic spell. Line 73 ⟶ 75: "Hehe, yeah", said Joyce. "But, how about finding a prince? My mom is going to retire soon, and I have to find a man so I can inherit the throne!" "~~Don’t~~Don't worry, Joyce. I know what a real ~~man’s~~man's interest is" Sultan takes a final step as he touches the ruby gem in the middle of ~~Joyce’s~~Joyce's crown, as he transforms into his true self: a human prince. Joyce is already shocked to believe that he was a stinkbug all the time, but his name ~~isn’t~~isn't the same... "My name is not Sultan...", said the prince. Line 81 ⟶ 83: "So...who are you, then?", asked Joyce. "My real name is Merkel, and I have been finding you for a while now. You know, before I got to see you, I was a normal prince looking for a princess, until my parents cursed me with a spell as per orders from the Fortune Teller, claiming that I should stay away from girls because I was made to believe the idea that they were all arrogant and looked for attention...but you, Joyce, is the only girl ~~I’ve~~I've known that ~~wasn’t~~wasn't what I was made to think" Everything was quiet across the forest, and Joyce had no other words to say about this truth. She already knew from the beginning that it was something unusual about Sultan, before revealing himself as Prince Merkel. Line 87 ⟶ 89: "So...will you marry me?" Joyce still ~~didn’t~~didn't want or say anything to her prince, and she left there in complete nervousness until she spoke it out. "Sure...I will." Line 94 ⟶ 96: The end. 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