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Do you sometimes watch your favourite cartoons in different languages? After hearing my story, you
...what do you mean people
One day I walked into my local charity shop to do my usual routine of fucking up the DVD rack trying to find anything of value. After throwing 5836 used copies of ''Frozen'' off the racks, one box finally caught my eye: A sleeveless case with
I got home quickly, narrowly avoiding the massive police manhunt that was now ongoing because I stole a 50p DVD. When I went to open the case however, it was empty! But glancing at my DVD player, I saw that somehow the DVD was already in the player! I assumed this was just a glitch and closed the tray on the player.
Strangely there was no DVD menu or title sequence, but because
Exactly 3426083 microseconds later, the familiar sight of horribly mutated roadkill using two tails coming out of
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!
Once I regained my composure, I saw that the scene had changed to Tails and this demon masquerading as Sonic standing by a hot dog stand. But I knew the evil had infected this scene too. Bizarre yellow and red flags with shields on them littered the background. For some reason the hot dog cart was filled with paella. There was a distinct smell of smoked cooked meats in the air. If
I froze up when I realised Sonic had opened his mouth to speak again.
Hearing this eldritch black speech made my heart feel like it had been impaled by a spike. Impaled by a spike twice because of the spike iframe bug in Sonic 1. Look I need to keep this about Sonic SOMEHOW.
A pulsating arm of bleeding flesh came from off-screen to hand Sonic the hot dog. Finally, something resembling the normality of the show. But as Sonic went to take a bite, I realised something horrifying was happening. The sausage inside the bun was not an all-American shit stick of random
It was a '''chorizo''' sausage.
I
I ran up to my TV, grabbed it by the sides and screamed at the top of my lungs,
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The volume of those horrible words almost deafened me. The shock alone made me fall to the ground, breaking several bones in my body, as if the pain of my ears bleeding
Before I could process what happened, I noticed a strange throbbing sensation between my legs. Which was odd, as Sally Acorn
...my penis had turned into a chorizo sausage.
The moment I saw this, the rest of my body followed suit in transforming into various cooked meats. I
Like the time I stole a 50p DVD. The time a DVD magically appeared in my DVD player. The time I saw Sonic speak Spanish. The time I shat my entire 3-piece suit. The time my whole body turned into chorizo.
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