The Real Slim Shady Theory
Did you hear about the song called The Real Slim Shady?
What if I told you that Slim Shady is not real?
Slim Shady is apart of a cult that specializes in cloning technology and only hires members who look like him.
I understand that Slim Shady does not look like the sort of person who would lead a satanic cult.
But, is Slim Shady hiding a dark secret from us?
Or was it hidden in plain sight?
And somehow, I have made a conclusion that Slim Shady is evil and wants anarchy within this society by replacing everyone with a exact copy of Slim Shady.
Slim Shady is a bad influence on children due to his profane and dirty lyrics in his songs.
Slim Shady wants to turn all the kids into clones of himself.
Goodbye.
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