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When you go outside to get your mail, you seem a bit surprised to see me, a scythe-wielding skeleton man in a black cloak, standing on your front porch.
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"Who are you?" you ask.
"Don't you pay attention?
"What?"
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"You want to help me cross the road?"
"No, I'm here to take
"Oh, well, that's ni- wait, what? My ''soul''?"
"Yes, your soul."
"Why?"
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"Nice to meet you!"
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"WAIT!"
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"Being dead is the only way you ''can'' talk to me, actually."
"Oh, okay
So you happily agree to come along with me into a dark alleyway, where I reveal that it was all a trick designed to lure you into my trap! Then I realize I forgot to actually set up the trap, so instead I brutally murder you and burn down your house.
THEN CTHULHU THE CAT POPPED OUT AND CLAWED OUT MY EYES MY EYES MY EYES MY EYESAAAAAHHVICIGXURASUGCOJVOHCUFZUFXGIXIGCXGXLCOHFIYFizded
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