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You wake up. You get out of bed. You brush your teeth. You make breakfast. You put out food and water for your pet cat, Cthulhu. You named it Cthulhu because of your apparent obsession with H. P. Lovecraft, which still doesn't explain why you named your cat after a fucking octopus monster
When you go outside to get your mail, you seem a bit surprised to see me, a scythe-wielding
▲When you go outside to get your mail, you seem a bit surprised to see me, a scythe-wielding, skeleton-like man in a black cloak, standing on your front porch.
"Who are you?" you ask.
"Don't you pay attention?
"What?"
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"You want to help me cross the road?"
"No, I'm here to take
"Oh, well, that's ni- wait, what? My ''soul''?"
"Yes, your soul."
"Why?"
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"Nice to meet you!"
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"WAIT!"
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"Being dead is the only way you ''can'' talk to me, actually."
"Oh, okay
So you happily agree to come along with me into a dark alleyway, where I reveal that it was all a
THEN CTHULHU THE CAT POPPED OUT AND CLAWED OUT MY EYES MY EYES MY
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