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THIS STORY IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 70.
 
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#222222;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">On a night long ago, I went downstairs to get a midnight snack. To my horror there was all the ingredients were there. I started screaming, usually at least one ingredient was not there. I pounded my hand's on the floor, but screamed to the sky. "GOD ALMIGHTY HAVE MERCY ON THY SOUL," I knew it was the end. I took the gun out of my pocket that was conveniently placed there because the person who's writing this story's an asshole. I put it up to my head... and pulled the trigger. I'm recording this story from beyond. The actually great internet reception here. But whatever you do. BEWARE THE SANDWICH.</span></p>
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==THIS IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS==
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#222222;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">On a night long ago, I went downstairs to get a midnight snack. To my horror there was all the ingredients were there. I started screaming, usually at least one ingredient was not there. I pounded my hand's on the floor, but screamed to the sky. "GOD ALMIGHTY HAVE MERCY ON THY SOUL," I knew it was the end. I took the gun out of my pocket that was conveniently placed there because the person who's writing this story's an asshole. I put it up to my head... and pulled the trigger. I'm recording this story from beyond. The actually great internet reception here. But whatever you do. BEWARE THE SANDWICH.</span></p>