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in red, was the spookiest skeleton I had ever seen. It all made sense now.
There was no way someone could deliver that many presents in one night and
still be alive. I snapped to my senses when Skeleton Claus (that’sthat's what I’mI'm
calling him from now on) looked right at me! That’sThat's when he let out a jolly "Ho
Ho Ho" which helped to ease the tension. We then got into a deep conversation
about politics. When he realized the time, Skeleton Claus said he needed to be
heading out, so he unloaded the presents under the tree then walked over to the
cookies. Skeleton Claus angrily yelled "WHY DIDN’TDIDN'T YOU GIVE ME MILK". At this
moment I knew I screwed up. Skeleton Claus then picked me up and ate me. So
remember, always leave milk out on Christmas Eve or else you will end up like