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My phone went off, "Dootoodo, doo, Dootoodo" We both were confused. Then my wall suddenly collapsed, and a man came out and gave Jeff the Killer an attitude adjustment! It was John Cena! John quickly disappeared and I then got up and moved my head sideways in attempt to crack my neck. It went wrong. My head was stuck in one position to the right. "I can't fucking move! Shit!" I also fell down in pain and agony. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get back up!" Unfortuntely, my life alert was stolen when I was mugged.

 

 

During the funeral, the pastor was giving a speech about Roger's death. After his speech finished, I opened his coffin and I quickly saw his corpse. I sat next to him and everyone was looking at me mysteriously. "Everyone! He's clearly faking his death! Just look!" I grabbd onto Roger's collar and shook it! "Wake up!" I yelled. No response. I got closer to his face and started to slap him as many times as I could and still no response. I had another idea. So we grabbed 2 long red and blue cables we found in my dad's playboy magazine box. I hooked them up to my front of my car and I yelled "Clear!"