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Line 17: They changed with each frame, which at the point was at approx. 1 per second. I couldn't figure out what was happening, so I opened task manager and shut down java.exe. When I restarted my game minutes later, the Minecraft message in the home screen read, "~~Don’t~~Don't you ever, ever stop the cloud." The yellow letters crept up until almost the entire window was filled, but I still managed to make it to the world selection. To my surprise the world was only .5 MB large. I didn't know how, it was so laggy and even a world newly-rendered without anything done to it is larger than half a megabite. Something seemed wrong. Once I clicked it, over a minute of loading screens popped up, but they all read, "loading the cloud," or, "rendering the cloud." Line 23: When this otherworldly place finally loaded, it was again this supposed night time of dancing circles and shrill noise. I decided to explore. As I walked, nothing changed. For over 20 minutes, I just held down the W key and watched as nothing changed except the lightly-luminescent floor. I failed to notice the most gradual change of all. The sound had been slowly became melodic, or should say, un-melodic. ~~I’ve~~I've often read about the tritone, the "devils note," the main basis of all the metal music I listen to, but this was different. I could feel my nerves tingling as it played. Before I could even think about what the fuck kind of music this was, I saw a cloud in the distance. As I walked it grew larger... and larger... and larger... and larger... and larger... and larger. Remembering that this wall of cloud was what had frozen my game before, I expected the same strangely detailed grinning faces that had covered my screen, but once I was right up against it all I saw was the same block formations that Notch called faces. Line 33: I decided to do what they game is meant for: I chipped away at the face of a creeper. I had no pick, no shovel, no axe - in fact, my entire inventory had been lost. I didn't know why, but it seemed that I was too far into a mystery to turn back. As I picked away, the face shed more tears. The godlike stars still fell and rose to the haunting demonic music. ~~That’s~~That's when I broke through and a vast explosion of raping fire spewed from the opening. I backed away as fast as I could, expecting to die, but I had a full health bar; in fact, the fire had done nothing to me. I stepped nearer, nothing. I stepped into the fires, a sound unusually realistic resonated, and I knew my flesh was burning. It made no difference, my health was fine, so I stepped into a 1x2 hall that housed the flame. Line 76: I gathered myself, touched the computer, and continued with my life, the hissing and shrieking still sounding. Even as I write this, I feel my praise, coming from our grotesque dungeon masters. [[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]]▼ [[Category:Bad Creepypasta ~~Trying to Be Serious but Fails~~]]▼ [[Category:Minecrap]] ▲[[Category:Creepypasta Trying to Be Serious but Fails]] [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] ▲[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] [[Category:Rituwel]] [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] [[Category:Old Shit]] {{Comments}}