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This story you are about to read is a tale so horrifying that your eyeballs may commit suicide, so this is an official warning that you will likely be forever blinded afterward.
Our story is about Dan, a 21-year-old rich prettyboy who for some reason could never get any action despite his wealth. This would all change one night or so it would seem, as will become apparent. Sick of his son whining about how much he wanted vagina and how he would be a Lord of sex if only if he could get his balls rolling, so to speak, his dad called a prostitute hotline. Promising two professionals, Dan's father was reassured that their money would be well-spent.
On arrival, Dan told the two women they would receive a large bonus if they could make him aroused enough to explode. Then he told them to take a seat because he was about to unfurl his junk. He unzipped his fly, presenting it to them, assuring them it was safe to remark at the glory of his dong and look at every inch of skin and ponder at life, for such a glorious penis is surely not but a gift? This cosmic energy they could now feel would bless them for life, and all would be good.
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