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You see, I was a huge fan of the Simpsons; it was one of my favourite shows of all time. But over the years the show’s quality started to decline, probably due to the writers being low on ideas. It wasn’t funny like it used to be, so I stopped watching it. But Dan, who was an intern at Fox, called me over to his place with the promise of something special. When I got there, he said that he found a rejected episode of the Simpsons, and knowing how much of a fan I was, he called me over so we could watch it together. I agreed to do.
Before we started watching, Dan went to get a bag of chips. We talked for a while. I asked him how he found this episode. He said that he snooped up on a conversation these two people were having. They were talking about how
Then she left to go grocery shopping. Dan’s mom is a filthy bitch.
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We put the DVD into the player and at first there was nothing. For 6.66 seconds there was red static, until it went to the normal Simpsons title sequence. But it looked different. The font was all HYPER REALISTIC, like if you touched the screen you could actually feel the font. But then I thought for a while. What does font feel like? Anyway, at the end of the title sequence, the Simpsons family did the usual skit where they sit on the couch and something weird happens. But for 9.807 seconds the only thing Dan and me saw was the couch, with the absence of the Simpsons family. Then it cut to the episode. Again, there were no Simpsons members on it. For a whole minute, all we saw was the couch. Dan got bored so he went up to the DVD player to take the disc out, but then out of nowhere the Simpsons appeared. Dan sat down and we continued to watch. For a moment there I thought it was a cursed video where all the characters kill themselves or something. That title sequence was strange, but for the rest of the episode everything was normal.
So you may be asking: How was the episode? It was good. Really really good. In fact it was great. It was the GREATEST EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS EVER MADE! The jokes were funny, the animation was smooth and the plot was well written. The episode was also longer then any normal episode; it was double the length of a regular one. I thought at first that it would be shit, because the Simpsons hasn’t been good lately, and if this episode was rejected, it was probably bad. But I was wrong, which made me think.
That was supposed to be the show finale? Why was it not released? But then these two people opened the door. They dressed in black suits and had silenced pistols in their hands. One of then spoke up.
When I awoke a year later, I had forgotten everything about that episode. And when I looked out of the hospital window, I saw Evil Patrixxx roaming around, with destroyed buildings everywhere. I sat down on my bed, until my butt bones fell out though my ass skin. God dammit not again!
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