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. i searched everywhere seraching for these bastards. when all of a dudden i looked behind me and got slapped in the face with a 12 inch cock. my character was cocked out. when all of a sudden he awoke in adark cave. it was the illuminatios resting place. i knew it. i saw a bunch of bodies al over the place and it really fucking scraed me but i had to keep going when all 0f a sdudeen my tv and xbox turned off. my power went out. i was alone in my room and i couldnt find the door kno to get out. i had a feeling i was being watched. my hands were swetting at this point. it made the door knob all wet. when all of a sudden i looked up. it wasn't the door knob but a penis. the penis of an illunminati member. i quickly searched for my for my large pocket knife my dad gave me. i found it and started stabbing away at the illuminbati member. he fell down ded and his body started emmiting a loud screeching noise that made my ears bleed he was sending off a singol to all the other illuminati biitches. i kept tryong to make his body stip making the noise and b4 he died he said "u wil never kil us all. we r ur family. we r ur friend-" something shot him rite there. in the head. i looked over to see who shot him. it was sanic. this made me shit myseelf. he said "good days will cuim to u if u say thx mr sanic"". so i said "thx mister sanic". and he vanished. i think it was ovr. later on i found out he was the last remaining illumin ati member. so thats my story all about how my life got fucked upside down.