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There once was a couple who loved each other very much.
One day the man said that they should both go into the woods and make-out in a car, the women agreed, and they made plans for it to take place next week.
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When they were about to start, the radio station with the sexy music playing on it suddenly changed to an Emergency Alert System broadcast. They decided to listen to it since it might be important.
"BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: DUE TO REQUEST OF YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITY, WE WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU ABOUT SOME SPOOKY SH*T THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN YOUR LOCAL AREA"
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She found the boyfriend, hanged from a rope that had been attached to the tree above their car.
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