The Spring Ritual: Difference between revisions
Created page with "Once every spring, you will get a magical opportunity. You must wait until a tree closest to yourself starts budding. Next you must gather Christmas lights and strip naked. Wrap the lights around your body and run onto your front lawn screaming “FUCK CHRISTMAS!” Over and over again, until you reach the center of your lawn. Doing this tells the lords of Unseelie court that you reject the ways of the red suited menace. If the police do not arrive within the next 10..."
Thermometer (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Once every spring, you will get a magical opportunity. You must wait until a tree closest to yourself starts budding. Next you must gather Christmas lights and strip naked. Wrap the lights around your body and run onto your front lawn screaming “FUCK CHRISTMAS!” Over and over again, until you reach the center of your lawn. Doing this tells the lords of Unseelie court that you reject the ways of the red suited menace. If the police do not arrive within the next 10...") |
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