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{{Note|'''Before I begin, this is a true story.''' All the events
One bloody day, i think it was a Saturday... no, a Sunday. Wait, it was a Friday. Yup, totally a Friday.
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One bloody Friday, on a Saturday, this kid named Scott went for a walk, and noticed his favorite video game sleeping on the ground. And when he went to go pick it up, she noticed a a a man standing in a dark alley next to the video game. He asked the man "excuse me, sir. Penis." and picked the game up, and- went back home to his apartment. Blood. He got home and went onto his computer, and decided to start a war with the French. It was known as the great war of "blood blood blood blood blood Paynus blood bloody blood and gay dads." and They are leader " insert french name here"
was a great leader who did great things. Penis envy.
and suddenly, Batman came and helped me out with my math homework. i shouted "Holy penis envy, batman! i have a ton of homeowkr!" then he left to go beat up some bad guys.
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Decapitation.
Scott started playing his game. it was called "The Legend Of Zelda" and when he started playing it, it began on the first level. it loaded up and everything seemed perfectly fine. it was just as he remembered. Pikachu started up on green hill zone, as the first act of world 2-5 in Skyrim. when he played it, it got a little weirder every tarme. a text popped up and said "blood is coming to get you" he screamed and kept playing anyway.
the next day, he went for another walk, and he was thinking to itself "maybe that man i saw yesterday was... no. it couldn't be." he was very scared. he kept penising... Duct Tape.
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he got home and played some more of the game he found. he took a break to go for another walk. he died.
the next day he went to work, and asked his co-worker about the game, and his co-worker said "NO! DON'T PLAY THAT GAME! YOU'LL DIE!"
and Scott was all like "AWWWWHHH HAIL NAWWW" and then they killed themselves.
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so the jews woke up the next day, and he played the game again. when he was playing TLOZ, Brad Pitt is my love muffin.
so, 9001 days later, he played the game again, but this time... Dr. Robotnik wasen't there. so he put Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke on repeat to help ease the pain. he cried tears of hyper realistic Bananas into the toilet, and when he stopped, he farted. they weren't just ordinary farts... they were.... hyper realistic farts of blood.
your mom is a girl.
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so his boygirlitfriend came over and they watched they are favorite movie "bloody blood bath boiling blood bobbing in the sea of blood 69" and they falled asleep watching it, so they ended up crying too.
the next day he played the game a little more, and he came across a level called "new world 5" and was curious, cause he didn't remember that level being in the game. so he played it, and Jigglypuff came on the screen and started singing "Blurred Lines" which is the best song ever in the histary of the worlde
and then he beat the level, and there was a new level called "the bloody river of hyper realistic doom and stuff, oh god, no, don't do that, NO! OH GOD, OH GOD! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO GO THERE!" and he finished the game. scott was so happy.
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blood.
-the end.
then blurred lines played while he lived with apple knockers and jeff the killer whale and brad pitt.
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-the end.
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