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>I was only nineteen years old
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>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
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>My dad hears me and calls me a freak
"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae '▼
>I called him a cunt
>He
▲He obviously envious of my commitment Shrek
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He
▲> I'm crying now, because my face hurt
>I'm ready
▲> My bed, and very cold
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I push against his force
▲This Shrek
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
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▲He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees
▲> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner
▲I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water
▲> I want to please Shrek
▲He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love
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