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>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
▲>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
▲> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
▲> He slaps me and sends me to my room
▲> I am crying now, because my face hurts
▲> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
▲> I fell something touch me
▲> It's Shrek
▲> I am so happy
▲> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
▲> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
▲> I'm ready
▲> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
▲> He penetrates my butthole
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.▼
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▲> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
▲> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
▲> I push against his force
▲> I want to please Shrek
▲> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
▲> My dad walks in
▲> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
▲> Shrek leaves through my window
▲Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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