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>I was nineteenonly nine years old
> I usedloved to loveShrek so much Shrek, I wasowned all the movies and autisticmerchandise
>I Shrekpray prayingto Shrek every night, praisingthanking him for the life I have mybeen vaginagiven
>"Shrek is love,", I saidsay, "Shrek is bae 'life"
> My fatherdad heardhears me and calledcalls me fagota faggot
>He is obviously enviousjealous of my commitmentdevotion to Shrek
>I handedcalled him a box of cumquatscunt
> He slappedslaps me and tooksends me to my room
> I'm am crying now, because my face hurthurts
>I Mygo into my bed, and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
I felt warm in my direction
>I fell something touch me
I touch my penis firmly
This>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
> Happy
>He whisperedwhispers ininto my ear, "supriseThis buttsexis mothermy fuckerswamp"
>He pulledgrabs me andwith thehis erect monster in hispowerful strongogre hands and putputs me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
> Ready for enlightenment
>I Myspread my ass cheeks for Shreks bonerShrek
>He urgedpenetrates memy butthole pumping
> It ishurts veryso painfulmuch, but I do it because why the fuckfor notShrek
>I couldcan feel my eyesanus tearing as my anal cavityeyes floodsstart outto water
>I pushedpush against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pocketsforce
> I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as youhe fillfills my assbutt with yourhis love
>My dad walks in
> Dad faps onto mums corpse
> Shrek looklooks deeplyhim intodeep hisin the eyes, said:and says, "heIt's all gaveogre consentnow"
> Shrek put his dickleaves inthrough themy catwindow
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life
> Shrek is bae
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