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Okay, so you're not going to believe this. This happened to me a few weeks ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday.
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==Day 1==
Okay, so me and my friends (all of us are in our mid-to-late 20s) were going out camping somewhere in Kentucky. When we made it there, it was evening. There was 10 of us. When we got there, we immediately went into our cabins. We watched some anime and shit, but soon, we had to go to bed.
 
I was fast asleep until I heard something... ''horrifying.''
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==Day 2==
When we woke up, I noticed something really off. Counting me, there were 10 of us, but now, there was only eight! I automatically concluded that the minstermonster I heard last night did it! I told one of my friends, and he said "Oh, shut up. We all know the legend of the walrus is fake."
 
"The legend of the walrus?" I replied back, confused.
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...excuse me, I mean ''bedroom''.
 
And I turned into some monster. I was fat, blubbery, brown, and had two huge tusks. Then I ate my friends. KukukukukukukukukukukKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And I turned into some monster. I was fat, blubbery, brown, and had two huge tusks. Then I ate my friends. KukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
==Day 5==
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