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I woke in the middle of the night to a tickle on my leg. I scratched my legs and nothing was out of the ordinary. I drifted back to sleep. The next day, I was off from work. Wife had to go to a business meeting out of town, so I had the house to myself. I liked this: I just sat on my chair watching TV and got high.
That night would change my life, however. I was tired early this day, I went to my room to sleep at 9:45. I awoke once again to a tickle on my leg, but it was stronger this time. I bolted out of bed and ran for the light. I turned it on, looked at the bed, and screamed. There was a spider on the bed. If I hadn't noticed it, it could've tickled me all night: I was lucky...
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