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About four years ago I died in a car accicdent. I couldnt remember anything. Only my name, my street address, my Social Security number, and all the lyrics to Karma Chameleon. I showed up for work the next day, my boss told me I was fired and that if I want to die I need to do it on my own time. This confused me, I didnt remember working at a flowere factory!1! For approximately three days I sat on a park bench looking at the stars that fill the sky that morning. How would I pay my bills if Im died, how would I get a job if I cant physically show up. I was having a mid-life crisis. I was the only
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