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January 31st
I visited the crime scenes, and, unfortunately, I didn't find anything. As I was about to leave, someone called me over. It was a relatively young man, who couldn't have been any older than 18. He told me his name was Bootman Bill, and he brought me into his dodgy secondhand game store. We had some fish and chips as he told me the history of this city. Apparently, long ago, there had been a creature that had terrorized the area, in a very similar manner to whatever was murdering people now; a strange ray of light that shatters it's target into an explosion of toffee. Except, now, it appeared to only be using it's lasers to distract it's prey, before viciously mauling it to death. Bootman Bill leaned in close to me, and whispered it's name to me, as though he was frightened of something. He called
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February 4th
Wow, I haven't written anything in a while. Since my last entry, two more people have been murdered. One was a waiter, while the other was a store clerk. They were found in the same condition as the other victims. Bob and I have attempted to find some kind of connection between them, but to no avail. The po-po's were of no help, and mainly just lounged around, and acted like they knew what they're doing. Bob had to leave, and promised that he would stop by again as soon as he could. I decided to go see what Bootman Bill was up to, as he was the only person I really knew around this place. He was with one of his friends, named John Doe. When I questioned him about the Toffee Crisp Vampire again, John proved to be much more vocal about the subject. He told me about a rumor that the creature was hiding inside the old, condemned clock tower on the outskirts of the city, before Bootman Bill threw him out the window of his tiny, rundown shack. I decided to take my leave, and headed back to my apartment. It must've been my imagination, but I had almost felt like something
February 7
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March 8th
Oh
It's
Inconceivable...
I dropped my Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket on the
'''WHY!?'''
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Oh, and Bob died, too. I suppose I should start from the beginning:
Bob had brought over some giant, muscly teenager called the Toppler. No one beats up the Toppler. His real name was Johnny Topples, and he got his nickname by being able to literally topple mountains with his rippled biceps. With him, came a kid named Thomas, and his girlfriend, Valerie, Valerie Hudson. Thomas had a rare condition known as Massive Mind Loss, were, when he feels sympathy or compassion for others, he gains super strength and loses his humanity, usually ending up murdering everyone around him. Valerie, Valerie Hudson, was a former spy, and was capable
After crawling through vents for 6 hours, we came out inside the gauntlet of depravity once known as a crappy children's restaurant. There was a large door with a sign that read "Totally Not Evil Illegal Genetic Experiments." Bob used his detective skills, and, after twenty minutes, determined that the sign was, in fact, lying to us! We went inside. It was horrifying. There was a gigantic, hyper-realistic Squidward head, a purple black cat with a witch's hat, and a box titled "Haunted Games" being loaded onto a mail truck. The Squidward head had a stamp on it that read "Mount Super, UK." The Toppler charged into the group of scientists, who were lounging around playing Mortal Kombat 2. The mail truck containing the Squidward head took off while the Toppler fought the scientists punchily. Bob, Thomas, Valerie, Valerie Hudson, and me ran upstairs, and came across a terrifying sight.
A magic portal was being conjured up by the Cult of X, using a game disk. Through the disk, came
The Toffee Crisp Vampire then glared at Bob, and shot him with his toffee lasers. Shattering his legs, Bob fell to the ground. He then called me over to him, while the Toffee Crisp Vampire was absorbing the toffee into itself. He then gave me a belated Valentine's Day gift, a Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket. Bob then asked me to marry him, but I was thinking of more important things, like how delicious Hot Pockets were. The Toffee Criso Vampire then shot it's toffee lasers at Bob again, killing him and startling me, causing my Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket to fall to the floor. I wailed in agony over the loss of my delicious snack. The Toffee Crisp Vampire then teleported me out of the Chuck E Cheese. A moment later, the Toppler joined me outside, and immediately ran to find Thomas, as he needed to get revenge on Thomas for beating him up a year ago. I trudged back to my apartment, and silently wept former the loss of the food dearest to my heart. Oh, and my only true friend, too, I guess.
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