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I visited the crime scenes, and, unfortunately, I didn't find anything. As I was about to leave, someone called me over. It was a relatively young man, who couldn't have been any older than 18. He told me his name was Bootman Bill, and he brought me into his dodgy secondhand game store. We had some fish and chips as he told me the history of this city. Apparently, long ago, there had been a creature that had terrorized the area, in a very similar manner to whatever was murdering people now; a strange ray of light that shatters it's target into an explosion of toffee. Except, now, it appeared to only be using it's lasers to distract it's prey, before viciously mauling it to death. Bootman Bill leaned in close to me, and whispered it's name to me, as though he was frightened of something. He called it…it... the Toffee Crisp Vampire. Bootman Bill then looked around frantically, nervously, as though he had done something wrong. I left soon afterwards, confused, yet also feeling a sense of dread settle into my soul. I don't know why; it's name wasn't particularly frightening. It's description was completely absurd, it being literally a giant bar of toffee, wrapped in a red and gold foil, and having large, leathery wings and a giant fanged mouth. Then I thought about the description given by all of the witnesses. Could it…it... be real?

Wow, I haven't written anything in a while. Since my last entry, two more people have been murdered. One was a waiter, while the other was a store clerk. They were found in the same condition as the other victims. Bob and I have attempted to find some kind of connection between them, but to no avail. The po-po's were of no help, and mainly just lounged around, and acted like they knew what they're doing. Bob had to leave, and promised that he would stop by again as soon as he could. I decided to go see what Bootman Bill was up to, as he was the only person I really knew around this place. He was with one of his friends, named John Doe. When I questioned him about the Toffee Crisp Vampire again, John proved to be much more vocal about the subject. He told me about a rumor that the creature was hiding inside the old, condemned clock tower on the outskirts of the city, before Bootman Bill threw him out the window of his tiny, rundown shack. I decided to take my leave, and headed back to my apartment. It must've been my imagination, but I had almost felt like something was…was... watching me.

Oh God…God...

It's horrible…horrible...

I dropped my Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket on the floor…floor...

Bob had brought over some giant, muscly teenager called the Toppler. No one beats up the Toppler. His real name was Johnny Topples, and he got his nickname by being able to literally topple mountains with his rippled biceps. With him, came a kid named Thomas, and his girlfriend, Valerie, Valerie Hudson. Thomas had a rare condition known as Massive Mind Loss, were, when he feels sympathy or compassion for others, he gains super strength and loses his humanity, usually ending up murdering everyone around him. Valerie, Valerie Hudson, was a former spy, and was capable of…of... something. I really don't know, or particularly care. Together, we went back to Britain City, and snuck into the old Chuck E Cheese.

A magic portal was being conjured up by the Cult of X, using a game disk. Through the disk, came out…out... him. The monster responsible for all these delicious murders. The Toffee Crisp Vampire. It looked into my black, purple and red-tipped eyes. It all made sense now. The murders were because the foil-wrapped creature required sacrifices in order to come into this world. It was going to punish humanity for it's toffee-devouring ways, and start a new civilization, through a young girl named Axl. Axl was the name of the society that this Chuck E Cheese was built on. The society was created by a girl named Axl. I must say, it was truly an ingenious plan. Axl Society would indoctrinate it's inhabitants in it's schools to accept the upcoming Toffee- Crisp-mageddon. The Toffee Crisp Vampire said in a voice that sounded like glass scraping on concrete, that it was "not your time," and then wiped the minds of Thomas and Valerie, Valerie Hudson, so they wouldn't remember this. The majestic demon then teleported them away to a school.