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Years ago, on this very wiki, there was a user called "'''The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher'''" who was a mediocre trollpasta writer — justJust. likeLike. youYou. — only ''CLUMSIER''. And then, one night, when he was making pastas. . .. it happened.
 
He ''cut his own dick off by mistake''.
 
<div style="font-size:13pt;margin:4em5em 0 12.5em">...'''AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!!'''</div>
 
Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY ''BANNED'' HIM!!
 
So, now, every............ '''''TUESDAY NIGHT''''',... his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to ''wreak his horrible vengeance''.<br>
 
But how will you know he's coming? WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? Well, lucky for you, there are '''three signs''' that signal his approach:
 
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# '''THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111''' (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE AND MAKE YOU DO MATH PROBLEMS UNTIL YOU DIE FROM SMOKE INHALATION)
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