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Line 1: [[File:Nosferatu.jpg\|~~thumb~~right\|~~314px~~300px]] Years ago on this very wiki, there was a user called "'''The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher'''" who was a mediocre trollpasta writer - Just. Like. You. - Only ''CLUMSIER''. And then, one night, when he was making pastas ...it happened. ▼ ▲Years ago, on this very wiki, there was a user called "'''The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher'''" who was a mediocre trollpasta writer -— Just. Like. You. -— ~~Only~~only ''CLUMSIER''. And then, one night, when he was making pastas. . .. it happened. He ''cut his own dick off by mistake''. ▼ ▲He ''cut his own dick off by mistake''. <div style="font-size:13pt;margin:5em 0 2.5em">...'''AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!!'''</div> Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY ''BANNED'' HIM!! ~~...'''AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!'''~~ So, now, every.......... '''''TUESDAY NIGHT'''''... his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to ''wreak his horrible vengeance''. Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY ''BANNED'' HIM!! So now, every......'''TUESDAY NIGHT''', his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to ''wreak his horrible vengeance''. But how will you know ~~when~~ he's coming? WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? Well, lucky for you, there are '''three signs''' that signal his approach: ~~'''Sign~~ #~~1.)'''~~ YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS WIKI FOR ALL ETERNITY (EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ADMIN) ~~'''Sign~~ #~~2.)'''~~ THE [[~~WHO WAS PHONE?~~phone\|PHONE]] WILL RING, BUT NOBODY WILL BE THERE▼ ~~'''Sign~~# ~~#3.)~~''' THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111''' (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL ~~JUST~~ SET YOU ON FIRE AND ~~BEAT~~MAKE YOU TODO ~~DEATH~~MATH ~~WITH~~PROBLEMS AUNTIL YOU DIE FROM ~~RUBBER~~SMOKE ~~DUCKY~~INHALATION)▼ ▲'''Sign #2.)''' THE [[WHO WAS PHONE?\|PHONE]] WILL RING, BUT NOBODY WILL BE THERE ~~'''Sign~~ #~~4.)'''~~ Nosferatu▼ [[Category:Trollpasta]] ▲'''Sign #3.)''' THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111 (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL JUST SET YOU ON FIRE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A RUBBER DUCKY) ▲'''Sign #4.)''' Nosferatu [[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]] [[Category:SpongeBob]] [[Category:TRUE STORY]] [[Category:~~Spongeboob~~Ghoooosts]] [[Category:Memes]] [[Category:Stuff Blowing Up]] [[Category:Old Shit]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]