The Tyranny of SOMEGUY123

One day I was sitting on a bench when Sg came over. He looked really drunk and he was wearing a wife beater. I looked at him and saw that he had no soul. He made a wide grin with his chipped, yellow teeth. His snake like tongue started swimming around in green hued mouth. He pulled something out of his back pocket of his booty shorts. It was crusty and covered in grease. I looked at his brown trucker cap with the Greek flag on it. A fly landed on top of it then instantly died. I unfolded the paper. It was covered with booze and ketchup stains.

I opened it up only to find that it said "TOP KEK". SG started laughing hysterically as he began to kick me. Over and over again his boot landed on my body, leaving marks that would last for years. As SG was leaving he pulled his belt off and began to hit me with it. Then before he left he spit on my face and said "lol". As he walked away into the sunset. SG still has not been arrested to this day.