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I stood before the UN, nervous about what's to come. Sweat drips down my brow and I ask myself if I should really be there. The man working the projector gives me the thumbs up and I begin.
 
"Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations. My name is The Damn Batman, and I would like to talk to you today about a man- no, not a man... a monster who'swhose existence threatens all of us. I am talking of course about SOMEGUY123. This man is the pinnacle of man's capacity for villainy. His cheshire grin, snake like tongue, and soulless eyes forever haunt my dreams. I'm sure you've all heard of the Great Meme War of 2016. Although many of you are too young to remember it, those who lived through it know the terror that SOMEGUY inspired. Many of you believed this man to be dead. Today I stand before you, a broken and aging man. I am merely a shadow of my former self. Nothing has filled me with as much determination as this moment. For, ladies and gentlemen, I have definitive proof that SOMEGUY123 is in fact alive and well." I paused.
 
Gasps were heard across the room. All eyes turned towards Greece's ambassador. The decrepit man removed his glasses with shaky hands. He then spoke up. His voice was hoarse and unsure. The translator quickly rephrased what he had said into English.
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