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Brace yourself for what may very well be the most epic comeback in the history of the Internet. Although it's not a trollpasta, I'm adding it here because 1.) It's awesome and 2.) I don't know where else to put it. Also, it's a copypasta that's sort of trollish, so close enough.
==The Copypasta==
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
 
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P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
 
 
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{{Credit|Originally posted by [https://groups.google.com/forum/m/?fromgroups#!topicg/alt.os.linux.slackware/c/hWy0h_Sxaug/m/nlIAOVx25XwJ Guy Mason,Macon] on October 10/20/97], 1997 in response to some idiota flamer.}}
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==The [[Category:Copypasta==]]
Originally posted by [https://groups.google.com/forum/m/?fromgroups#!topic/alt.os.linux.slackware/hWy0h_Sxaug Guy Mason, 10/20/97], in response to some idiot flamer.
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