The Underwear Taker

The Underweartaker (Real name Haler Rivikai) is a professional wrestler currently signed to the FWF (Faggot Wrestling Federation). The Underweartaker made his FWF debut in 2000 when he interrupted Drake Ryunexo, using Helioptican's hammer to crush his ballsack. Ryunexo would then suffer a real-life groin injury and wouldn't appear on FWF television again until the year 2086. Over his career, he has held Over 9000 championships in the FWF including 69 World Championships.

Debut and Feud with Jimmy Saville and Namekian Champion(2000-04)

Drake Ryunexo was in the middle of hating on Bzine Hakar's swag when The Underweartaker interrupted him. Undedweartaker, a long time Bzine Hakar fan, was mad at Ryunexo and stole Helioptican's hammer, using it to crush Ryunexo's ballsack. However, Jimmy Saville soon interrupted, as he and Drake spent some quality time last weekend, if you know what I'm talking about. And proceeded to dominate Underweartaker in the middle of the ring. Much to the dismay of the fans and FWF owner Vince McDonald'sMan. Following the attack, The Underweartaker began pursuing Saville's Namekian Championship. Which he won in a No Holds Barred Chicken Swords match at the FWF's inaugural "FaggotMania" event. He went on to hold the title for the longest reign in FWF history for 4 years, beating legends such as Ice Cube Cold Steve Austin, Krispen Wah, and Your Mom.

Forming of the Freedom Fighters and feud with Angel-Ion (2004-05)

After losing the Namekian Championship to Piccolo "Real Namekian" Hogan at "The Great Gay Bash", The Underweartaker broke into Angel-Ion's house and stole all of his underwear And proceeded to piledrive the dressers full of underwear. Angel-Ion, being the total gansterr that he is, offered to sell some of Boris Johnson's crack in exchange for giving him his underwear back. Underweartaker responded by force feeding Angel-Ion the crack killing him in the process and selling the dead body to his former rival Jimmy Saville so he could experiment with it. On the January 34th edition of Monday Night AIDS, The Underweartaker beat Exdeath and Chris Jericho in a Cock Munching Match. However, the new FWF stable The Subspace Emissary interfered on Exdeath's behalf and began beating dominating The Underweartaker in the middle of the ring and laying him out. Which allowed Exdeath to cash in his rematch clause for another Cock Munching Match and munched enough of Chris Jericho and The Underweartaker's cock to win back the title. Angered, The Underweartaker proceeded to steal the underwear of the Subspace Emissary and crush their ballsacks with Helioptican's hammer. He then teamed up with Jimmy Saville and Bzine Hakar to form the Freedom Fighters. A group dedicated to throwing massive Gay Pride Parades. They later beat the Subspace Emissary for the Tag Team Bedfriends Titles in an intense game of FIFA 14 in which The Underweartaker proceeded to run around the ring with a member's underwear in order to stop the Subspace Emissary from scoring the winning goal in Extra Time.

Winning 69 titles (2005-Present)

I know I said Drake came back in 2086, but fuck logic. Anyways, Drake won the FWF Championship from Hardware Quadroceptus in a Body Fluid Swapping match at "You Know You Love It". Underweartaker challenged him to a match for the title at "FaggotMania 6". Which he won after once again crushing Ryunexo's ballsack with Miljonir or some shit like that. Thor's hammer, in case you're wondering. Instead of Helioptican's. He then killed Vince McDonald'sMan by choking him with his own underwear and forced a factory to manufacture 68 more championship belts and said they counted and that if anybody disagreed, he would get Jimmy Saville to find them. Later it evolved into Over 9000 titles because that is totally a larger number than 69, I think.