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One day, Plank, Kill, and Porny all decided to get together for an adventure, and finally decided to go the Creepypasta Wiki, Spinpasta Wiki, and then back to the Trollpasta wiki, their homeland. But of course, if this was just a regular adventure, who would want to hear it? What happened was a bit more... exciting...
They all were walking towards the Trollpasta chat, when suddenly, a sock appeared! Porny looked at Kill and yelled, "Oh god! A sock!" Kill then took out the mighty banhammer, and banned the sock for eternity.... Or so he thought. "Another day, another asswipe," Kill sighed, wiping the sock's brain matter off his squeaky banhammer of doooooooom. "Well, that's over with, what do you guys feel like doing?" Plank replied by saying, "I think it would be fun to go see
Porny just stared at Plank and Kill, and said, "But, I like my pings" Then made a sad face. He perked up instantly, "There's some place we can go, but I warn you, it may be dangerous. We must go..." Porny pointed dramatically, "To Uncle Cluric's domain, The Chat of Scary Noodles!"
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"Oh shittake mushrooms" Exhaled Kill, dual wielding his dildo blades. "You idiots get out of here, I'll hold this beast off!"
Plank and Agner ran and boarded the Sloshed Train, which was also occupied by Fatal and Crashing. Porny waved at SG(who magically appeared somehow), Fatal and Crashing, "Ohaider guise! We're just runnig from Cleric's mad dance moves." Porny then sits down on the Sloshed Train.
And so Plank and Porny made it home, walking up to Admin HQ to see if any pieces of Kill made it back in a somewhat discernible condition. Imagine their surprise, when they saw him in one piece, curled up on the couch, shivering and whinig.
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Months later, Plank, Kill, and Porny were back at it again heading down a road towards the Spinpasta Wiki....
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''Collab by [[user:WhyIsAgnerReadingThis|WhyIsAgnerReadingThis]], [[User:Superplankofdeath|Superplankofdeath]] and [[User:Kill1mes|Kill1mes]].''
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