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Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word "burrito" to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you
And guess what else, player? You probably
Humans also
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS
You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And
In conclusion:
<br><hr><i class=plainlinks>From [http://luckyshirt.tumblr.com/post/9385209803/dear-guy-who-just-made-my-burrito-have-you-ever here.]</i>
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