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Fanboys Gabe and his friend Newl were looking for games for their steam library at value, when they came across Sanic R. Gabe was going to ask how much it was, but when he got to the counter, the sales person said the game is free to play butt u hav to get premium 4 hats. When Newl herd the sales person say, "hats" he dropped his pants and ran ogre to Gabe. "Did he say we could get hats?" he askd. Gabe was going 2 shake his head yes when the sales person said "No you hav to buy premium for dat." Newl grabbed Gabe by his arm and proceded to shove "my sims" up his ass. When dey got to Newlz howz, Newl got his steam and Sanic R, and put the game in his mouth. When the game sterted they
"POTATOES ARE MOIST!!" Noah screamed excitedly. "Why are you questioning it, Gabe? You know you love the way he twerks in my divia art posts." "Something feels weird about dis game," Gabe said scratching his butthole "The game feels sexy or something." "
When the race started, Supr Sanic was standing on the track by himself after the "Ready. Set. GO FAST!" was said. Supr Sanic started to go fast. Gabe looked over to Newl and saw that his hands were on his pingas. As soon as Supr Sanic crossed the finish line Newl was able to let go of his Pingas, and what looked like a sack of potatoes was right behind him. When Supr Sanic and "the stuffed Gaben" crossed the finish line, it looked like "Gaben" won but it said Supr Sanic won.
"Whatever you do,
They then went up stares to Newl's bed room. When they got to Newl bed room, the obliterated T.V. started to vibrate again and then somehow the Gaben Doll came out. Newl and Gabe were now playing a different game becuz Sanic R sucked. They were playing hotel mario on the CDI, when the doorbell rang. Newl and Gabe went to answer the door. When they opened it no one was there. Newl closed the door when the doorbell rang again, Newl opened the door and no-one was there. He closed the door but kept his hands on the his pingas and went upstairs to move on with his life. The doorbell rang again, but Newl took out his hammer and smashed the doorbell. But the doorbell rang anyway. So Newl went down and opened the door again. The only thing that was there was a Gaben Doll. Newl brought it inside the house and washed what looked like pee off of it in his mouth. When he washed the pee off he threw it away because it didn't give him hats.
He then walked to the stairs and he flew up them then he went to
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