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The day my dad kicked me out of the house and I was forced to go outside for more than 5 minutes and it was horrible: Difference between revisions
The day my dad kicked me out of the house and I was forced to go outside for more than 5 minutes and it was horrible (view source)
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I was hiding in the trees to hide myself from the sun and all of my relatives that see me outside and might say some stupid shit like "Hey Tommy, do you want to go fishing with us?" Eventually though, some douchebag chucked a rock at me and I fell out of the trees and had to be out in the sun. I was about to die because I hadn't been out in the sun that long in my entire life and I felt like pulling a Cobain, but I didn't have a shotgun at hand. Turns out that person was no other than Mitt Romney. He beat me with his 72 inch dick and it was worse than the time that my dad beat me with the belt. It was the worse than the time I only got to jack off 10 times in one day. Then a skeleton popped out.
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