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Nambona890 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{NSFW}} It was a regular Monday morning. I was hungover from drinking 5 litres of a paraplegic Tibetan hooker's fermented piss the previous night. I got up out of bed to go to the toilet for my morning dump. However, the previous day, I had also went to have dinner at the Chipotle I used to work at, where 1 year ago to the day, I had witnessed a colleague get murdered by some fat bitch who vored him after he got her order wrong. Anyways, back to that Monday morning. A...") |
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It was a regular Monday morning. I was hungover from drinking 5 litres of a paraplegic Tibetan hooker's fermented piss the previous night. I got up out of bed to go to the toilet for my morning dump.
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I'm currently typing this from the hospital three weeks later. So please, for the love of god, do NOT play a copy of Sailor Moon's Futanari Adventures that appears over your toilet.
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